General Election? Do it the Gomez way!
What happen if you cant win? What happen if your opposition is very strong? No fear! Do it the Gomez way! As illustrated by the PAPs, this is Gomez’s real game plan!
The Gomez 8 steps system
Go to the election department and get a minority candidate application form and write. Make sure someone is filming you, best if it is the media. Make sure to give an ‘impression’ that you are really eager and prepared to submit the form.
When nobody is looking, quickly keep the form. Do not submit.
Talk to the department’s staff to divert attention and give them the ‘impression’ that you have already submitted the application form.
Walk out. Whenever the media approach you, enhance the ‘impression’ that you really have submitted the form.
2 days later, go back to the election department to ask for the certificate. Of course they wont have the certificate. Be concern and ask them to check more carefully as it is a very serious matter. Give them your handphone number to call you too.
Complain to the public that the government is playing tricks to prevent you from taking part in the general election. If it works, you will gain a lot of votes for your party.
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If someone found out about it, the PAP will question you for sure. Quickly go to a rally and apologize to the public that you are distracted. Let the public go weird searching for the real answer.
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If it doesnt work out in step7 and the PAP are still questioning you, get your big boss to help you. As what the big boss said yesterday:
Please lar. The PAP are like grandmothers, nagg nagg nagg.
Mr Gomez was caught on video that he never submit the form. I wonder what was distracting him at that point of time. It is human instinct that when you finish filling any form, you hand it in. If you are really distracted, you will most likely write wrongly but still remembers to hand in the form.
Latest update- Gomez plan to sue the PAP but then not now.
